Twilight

The classic love story. The perfect, yet so totally misunderstood, boy falls for the sweet innocent girl. She loves him too, and it's all basically perfect for them. Besides the few mishaps that happen along the way, that is. But even then, everything works out in the end.



In Twilight, Edward is a vampire that is in love with Bella, a normal human. Now, in the first book another vampire that's obsessed with the hunt tracks Bella. Edward and his 'family' all help out, and of course it all works out.



This basically happens again over in the second, third, and fourth book. Don't get me wrong, I loved the books, but why do people always write like this? Write so that there's a happy ending? Everyone knows that in the end our lives won't end up like that. This isn't a fairy tale, and I don't know why people always try to trick us into thinking otherwise.



In real life, stuff like this doesn't happen. You more than likely won't find the love of your life your junior year of high school. You won't have this amazing boyfriend that won't screw up. Things will happen, and you more than likely won't have some miraculous solution to the problem. That's just how life is. Tough, I know.



Anyways, the whole point I was even writing this blog was to make a little fun of those Twi-hards, people who are overly in love with Twilight.

In the book, Bella is Edward's 'singer'. It means that her blood smells extra good to him. It sings to him, if you will. Now, Marie and I were talking one day about what a vampire would think what we would smell like, stupid I know. Anyways, so we go to thinking..


We were going to write a book about how to make yor blood smell better. How to become Edward's singer, every girl wouldn't mind if Edward took a little sip of their blood.
So we got to talking and decided that we were going to make it all up. Tell these girls reading the book to eat the nastiest foods. To do the most ridiculious things, just so their blood would smell better. HAH!
We were going to become millionairs because I know for a fact that girls all over the United States would be eating this crap up! Pun intended (: