Coolstorybro

My math teacher is probably the funniest guy I have ever met. He tells the funniest stories, and we think a lot alike. Our sense of humor is a lot a like, so obviously we get along. He thinks he is cool, and actually, I think he is too.

So, it was day light savings earlier this week, and he didn't change the clock in his room yet. It read an hour ahead the actual time, obviously. He was telling us how in all his other classes people would tell him that his clock was messed up, and he would always say 'Yes I know' and move on. I mean, how hard could it be to just subtract an hour? Not hard at all. I mean, come on people, simple math.
Well, Coach D just got done teaching a lesson. He asked if anyone had any questions, and someone raised their hand.
"Yes?" he asked the girl a couple rows away from me.
We all turned to look at her and she was starting at the clock. "Your clock is an hour fast..." she said finally.
Coach looked at her for a second then walked over to the clock. He looked at it for a second and then raised both his hands in front of it and messed it up. He turned the hands and just basically destryoed it.
He turned around and looked dead at her, "Now what time is it?" his face straight?
She opened her mouth to answer, but he stopped her. "You know, all you had to do was subtract an hour. One hour! Now you don't know what time it is at all. Good job, kid."
He turned back to the board and started erasing it.
Favorite. Teacher. Ever.


Later on in his class we smelled fish frying. I'm used to it, of course, but everyone else in the room started freaking out. The seniors were having a fish fry, and their courtyard is right outside our windows. Now, fair warning, I'm perverted...
"Gross, what is that smell?" I heard many girls saying.
Everyone started sniffing around, but most of us ignored it. One girl kept going on and on about how bad it smelled.
"What is that?" she whined. "It smells sooo bad!"
I rolled my eyes, "Then stop breathing." I muttered under my breath.
"Ewh! It smells like fish!" she cried.
"Then close your legs." I said without skipping a beat. Everyone around me started laughing and smiled at me. She didn't hear, thank goodness.
Insulting from afar (: Win.